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"Hey, Alfons! How are you going to celebrate this year Halloween? Have already chosen a costume?)"

zhemedic:

kath-z:

zhemedic:

zhemedic:

"Hallo, freund!~ Actually I am schtill deciding. Maybe same as last year; zhe second opinion or Das Blutliebhaber—-possibly both! Oh! Oh! Maybe I can haff a bird head!~ Dahaha~ As for celebration, nozhing. I’m just going to gif out candies whoevah drops by, no parties or anyzhing. How about you? Are are you dressing up, Eliza?"

"Vhy yes! It’s quite entertaining to mich~ But yah, it’s not zhe same vhen you do it alone, or…sometimes vhen I vant to do it in groups, novone seems intereschted," he said a bit sullenly. Although he was amused by her previous act with others. Really he had never thought she was the type to do such things, "really?" A hand landed onto his face, containing his laugh, "ahahaha~ Zhat’s genius! I should do zhat next time!"

Apparently she had done it already and he had thought it was original. “Oh, zhat’s zhe main reason vhy i suggested it, because of your cat, Karl. Hahaha~ I can imagine his expression zhough,” he made a grumpy face on purpose just to jest with her, “oh~ A Zauberin?~ Very nice~ You can haff a schpellbook und a hood to conceal your mysterious yet…pretty face~,” he teased. 

"Und vhat exactly did you vant to do zhat novone vas interested if it’s not a secret?", her voice become a little upset, "Zhey’re strange…Personally I vouldn’t mind to play some tricks teamed up vith you!", she tried to cheer doctor up but for all that told the truth.

Eliza raised a brow after Alfons asked “really?”. It was unexpected for her that such thing surprised him. Albeit it could refer to the fact that they are still badly know each other. “Vhy haff you surprised? Pff-f…I’m not only on Halloween and 1st April playing tricks on my kamerads but during normal working days also. Vell, I got bored sometimez! Ahaha~”

When Medic made a grumpy face, Eliz sincerely laughed. Then she also made such face and said in assumed, ridiculous but at the same time in a serious voice, parodying her cat, “Voman! Haff you completely lost your mind?”, and continued laughing. “Schpellbook is a very nice idea! And if I really haff a pretty face vhy zhen I haff to conceal it? Hmm?”, she teased back but nevertheless was embarassed.

Did she just offer? Did she really want to join his wretched schemes? Confidently he admitted, “I just vant to add somezhing in zere food, or possibly inject zhem vizhout zhem noticing it. I vant to turn zhem in creatures—-schplices even.” Then he laughed, “oh but don’t vorry, it vill only be temporarily.” Unless his experiments backfire and everything turns into utter chaos. He was delighted that she was able to support in such way. “Really? I vould like to haff a partnah, so it can be twice zhe fun!~”

"Vhy? I don’t know," he shrugged, "I suppose I don’t know vhat you like yet." Really he’s learning a lot about her. "Zhose are great days as vell, but I personally zhink you can do pranks anytime you vant. Ve haff fwreedom, yah?"

"Hahaha~ Yah, exactly~" Eliza was funny, making him laugh to the point where he had forgotten his problems. Though he did feel kinda terrible about her next statement. Definitely he didn’t mean it that way, no, not to offend, but he always had the ability to turn the table around. He was good at that. He loomed closer playfully, "because seeing you vill just hypnotize us to zhe point vhere ve become…"frozen"~ Zhat can be a gut kind of ability, ja?~"

"Schplices? Sounds interezting… By zhe way zhe easiest part vill be vizh Soldier! No need neizher to "inject" nor "add somezhing in food". He’s already a schplice! ~half human half Schwein…", she laughed after saying it. ”And so. If you vill haff ideas for pranks on zhis Halloween and vill feel zhe need for a partner - don’t shy, address me!”, in her sweet voice clearly was heard notes of vehemence.

"Ow…To confess I’m pleasantly surprised zhat you don’t blame me for everyd~ *cough* I mean…occasionally pranks. Just found out zhat you’re not as such as I haff imagined at first, for vhat I’m very glad!"

“‘Frozen’? What did he mean? “, thought Eliz, “Hope not ‘frozen’ with horror of seeing my half face and other body parts without masking makeup? Nein… It couldn’t be. He doesn’t know yet”. She forced a smile, “Hmm…ja. Probably it’z a gut ability to hypnotize everyone just vizh your look and don’t make extra efforts, hehe~”, Eliza was reflexively fingering hair from the left side of her face, as if trying to hide something. She even hadn’t supposed that doctor might talk about being ‘frozen’ of her beauty. “But I wish to get a REAL magic! O-oh… it’ll be quite another matter! Hmm… vizh Soldier come to visit Merasmus on zhis weekends or somezhing? We should try…”, her face didn’t leave suspiciously crafty smile.

a-bloody-fruit-shop-owner:

I’ve been playing as a medic quite a bit lately so…

a-bloody-fruit-shop-owner:

I’ve been playing as a medic quite a bit lately so…

Let's be friends so we can make out

zhemedic:

kath-z:

zhemedic:

zhemedic:

He purred, “hallo~ Haff ve met before?~”

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Small? Surely she was kidding and he huffed a laugh just because of it, “mhmm sure he ist~” Karl wsn’t afraid of strangers at least, but more yearning for attention more than anything. Eliza pampered him with pets, talking to him with a high pitched voice. Alfons stared silently, surprised that cats can be obedient too, even if he had thought that they were mean, or moody animals. Maybe he just doesn’t them because of their habit of eating birds.

Thereafter she explained her problem, her problem about why her cat was big in the first place; her comrades were overfeeding him when she wasn’t around. How troublesome. At least he wasn’t the only one having problems at his own facility. “Ach, Dummkopfs, “he sided with her, “zhey must be feeding him rich foods, maybe even unhealthy for him. At least check vizh his vet, yah?” 

Eliza appeased him, though he still felt timid, but tried nonetheless, “ah, sure. While still sitting, Alfons leaned down to pet Karl’s furry chest hoping that the cat won’t flinch, or get angry, “nice Katze~”

Subsequently the woman ask him a discernible inquiry. Of course he wouldn’t forget what they had done, but did she really want to advance further? Alfons played dumb anyway, even if he didn’t want to admit that he liked it. Eyes looked up at her shyly, “o-our kiss?”

"I haff already checked his health vizh vet, everyzhing is fine. He’s just…fat. Fat und lazy. And if it weren’t zhe last, he vould haff grown thin a long time ago." Alfons extended his hand and stroked cat’s furry chest. Karl, in his turn, nevertheless shuddered, obviously feeling the wrong hand, not of his owner. But then leaned back and began to purr.

Doctor’s shyness amazed Eliz, in a good way. In his place another man could refuse all her proposals, be rude or made a fool out of her. But not he. Girl was flattered by his behavior but didn’t want to use anymore neither his kindness nor sympathy. Besides Alfons had passed a check. She thought that it was right time to stop and didn’t keep try the patience of the interlocutor. In addition she had to go to her lab for further work. 

Eliza looked into the Medic’s eyes, when he said about a kiss, smiled gently to him and stepped closer. “Our kiss.” She hugged his neck and kissed on the cheek, then took a step backward. Her voice changed to more official, thereby showing that she wasn’t so drunk as wanted to seem. Still smiling gently Eliza said, “I vas very pleazed to meet you und spend some time togezher. Verzeihen Sie mir if I did somezhing wrong but nov ich haff to go. Time doezn’t stand and zhere’re a lot of vork to do.” She came to the desk and started to gather her papers.

"Oh alright, as long as zhe vet said he ist fine." He knew nothing about cats, but maybe they had the same treatment as dogs as long as it met their needs.

Karl on the other hand didn’t get angry at him, instead he accepted just like Eliza, just more shyly. That was a relief at least. However, Alfons didn’t pet long, but just for a couple of seconds. Very timid he was indeed. 

Brows slightly rose as she formerly drew close, wrapping her warm around him and upon the kiss his eyes blinked slowly at her.Surely it wasn’t expected, but it felt nice. Such intimacy dissipated though.

Alfons didn’t want to intrude, really, especially if he took up her work time, “r-right, o-of course. I don’t vant to trouble you, frau,” slightly bowing his head, “same, it’s nice meeting you as vell, Eliza,” then he shook his head in disapproval, “nein, nein you haffent. You’re are fine. I underschtand, verk comes first.” Later he took out his wallet from his pant pocket and opened it up to give her his card, “here, it has all mein info in zhere. Call if you need anyzhing.”

"No trouble at all, Doctah. Vice versa, you haff embellished my grey working day!" Alfons handed Eliz a card with his info, "Ah, Dankeschön!", she examined it for a moment then took a piece of paper from her desk, wrote her telephone number and gave to doctor. "~so if you’ll haff some time and wish to chat vizh me, you’re alvays velcome. Feel free even to come to my lab or office, I certainly vill find a moment for you!", girl winked to him. 

docteurfail:

in which Sniper has a realisation of the worst ‘cannot unthink’ moment that every child dreads. I debated over whether or not to actually draw said moment, but I thought I’d spare sniper the horror. He’s had enough to deal with lately.

Let's be friends so we can make out

zhemedic:

kath-z:

zhemedic:

zhemedic:

He purred, “hallo~ Haff ve met before?~”

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Anticipating that it was a person was concluded to be false; it was actually a cat, a chubby one. Alfons couldn’t help but snort crudely at him, since he had never seen one this big before. And definitely knew where that name came from.  

His laugh calmed down a bit, “oh men gott! Ahaha…~ Ist..ish he your pet? Um, pleased to meet you, Karl.

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Karl didn’t looked too thrilled to see them though but he did come in uninvited—well he was just a pet, so what can go wrong? As for Eliza, she treated him quite harshly. Why so?

Alfons raised a brow, “hey it’s quite alright, I can liff vizh a cat around…”

Even if I am not too fond of them…

"Ja, ja…Das ist meine ‘kleine’ Katze." She gave up trying to pick him up, just succeeded in moving slightly aside in order to prevent him boldly lay under the doctor’s feet. Eliza stroked cat’s belly and, as a result of it, he sprawled out on the back from pleasure spreading paws and became to look like a big fluffy rug. "Oh, you! Scared me almost to heart attack. My "thin reed"~, she blandly teased the cat continuing to stroke his belly.

Eliz glanced at Alfons and then stood up, “Ja, mein boy iz a little chubby but word oh honour~”, she put her hand on chest, “I-i even can shov you measuring cup for cat food! I haff no idea vhy he plumped out so much. Albeit-. I certainly haff some suspicions at the expense of mein ‘beloved’ Kamerads’, who could fed him behind my back…schweinehunds.”

When doctor said that he ‘can liff vizh a cat around’, it became easier on Eliza’s soul. She was worried that Alfons might be allergic to cats. “Oh, zhat’s great zhat ‘alright’!, she smiled to him, “if you vant you can also stroke Karl or hold him in arms…if you’ll be able to pick him up of course. He von’t bite. And in general he von’t do any extra movement”, girl said with a laugh.

Eliz leaned on the table standing right next to Alfons and raised a brow, “So…On vhat haff ve stopped before interruption? Hmm?”

Small? Surely she was kidding and he huffed a laugh just because of it, “mhmm sure he ist~” Karl wsn’t afraid of strangers at least, but more yearning for attention more than anything. Eliza pampered him with pets, talking to him with a high pitched voice. Alfons stared silently, surprised that cats can be obedient too, even if he had thought that they were mean, or moody animals. Maybe he just doesn’t them because of their habit of eating birds.

Thereafter she explained her problem, her problem about why her cat was big in the first place; her comrades were overfeeding him when she wasn’t around. How troublesome. At least he wasn’t the only one having problems at his own facility. “Ach, Dummkopfs, “he sided with her, “zhey must be feeding him rich foods, maybe even unhealthy for him. At least check vizh his vet, yah?” 

Eliza appeased him, though he still felt timid, but tried nonetheless, “ah, sure. While still sitting, Alfons leaned down to pet Karl’s furry chest hoping that the cat won’t flinch, or get angry, “nice Katze~”

Subsequently the woman ask him a discernible inquiry. Of course he wouldn’t forget what they had done, but did she really want to advance further? Alfons played dumb anyway, even if he didn’t want to admit that he liked it. Eyes looked up at her shyly, “o-our kiss?”

"I haff already checked his health vizh vet, everyzhing is fine. He’s just…fat. Fat und lazy. And if it weren’t zhe last, he vould haff grown thin a long time ago." Alfons extended his hand and stroked cat’s furry chest. Karl, in his turn, nevertheless shuddered, obviously feeling the wrong hand, not of his owner. But then leaned back and began to purr.

Doctor’s shyness amazed Eliz, in a good way. In his place another man could refuse all her proposals, be rude or made a fool out of her. But not he. Girl was flattered by his behavior but didn’t want to use anymore neither his kindness nor sympathy. Besides Alfons had passed a check. She thought that it was right time to stop and didn’t keep try the patience of the interlocutor. In addition she had to go to her lab for further work. 

Eliza looked into the Medic’s eyes, when he said about a kiss, smiled gently to him and stepped closer. “Our kiss.” She hugged his neck and kissed on the cheek, then took a step backward. Her voice changed to more official, thereby showing that she wasn’t so drunk as wanted to seem. Still smiling gently Eliza said, “I vas very pleazed to meet you und spend some time togezher. Verzeihen Sie mir if I did somezhing wrong but nov ich haff to go. Time doezn’t stand and zhere’re a lot of vork to do.” She came to the desk and started to gather her papers.

"Hey, Alfons! How are you going to celebrate this year Halloween? Have already chosen a costume?)"

zhemedic:

kath-z:

zhemedic:

kath-z:

zhemedic:

"Hallo, freund!~ Actually I am schtill deciding. Maybe same as last year; zhe second opinion or Das Blutliebhaber—-possibly both! Oh! Oh! Maybe I can haff a bird head!~ Dahaha~ As for celebration, nozhing. I’m just going to gif out candies whoevah drops by, no parties or anyzhing. How about you? Are are you dressing up, Eliza?"

"Zhe second opinion? Ahah!~ If I vas you I voud choose zhis variant! But of course eventually it’s up to you. ~Oh! No, no. No parties eizher. It vas enough of last year’s… Zhis year perhaps may be only scary pranks. Hehe~ Und ja, certainly I’ll dress up! One zhing know exactly zhat I von’t be a vampire. Hmm… Witch maybe?"

"Oh yes! Und maybe I shall~ It’s vone of mein personal favorites." The only thing was that it wasn’t fake, it was all real. He actually experimented on himself making others think that it was his definite costume. Surely no one can know the doctor’s motives, even during Halloween. 

"Oh?" He liked to scare people, so he liked her good spirit for it all, "oh yah," bending his knees a little and wiggling his fingers, "frightening othzahs ist alvays fun~ Vhy haff Halloveen if zhere ist no screaming~ Hahaha~" he sounded a bit menacing at that point, but hopefully she just found it as playful. Then he nods in agreement, "yah, vampires are quite common. A vitch sounds nice zhough!~ Or vhat about a black cat vizh yelloh eyes? I zhink zhat vould be neat. Oh! Get a tail und gloves vizh claws on zhem."

Her face split into a wide smile, “Ah! I’m so-o-o glad zhat you find frightening funny! Hehe~ You know, zhe greatest effect can be achieved only if act togezher wizh somebody. For one itz hard… I remambah once on Halloween I wizh my kameradz Medic und Demoman made everyone believe zhat some plague got started and turn infected into a “real” zombies. Ahaha-a! Zhat vas unforgettable!”

When Medic offered the cat costume Eliz remembered one thing, “Being a black cat? Hmm… Zhat vould be cute but I’d already dressed up such. If my memory doezn’t fail me, in zhe year before last. And my pet cat looked at me in a strange vay…Haha~ Okay, kidding. But if seriously speak I most likely vill be a vitch. But not usual…”, she put a hand to her chin as if thinking, “~Sorceress. Ja, vortrefflich!”

"Vhy yes! It’s quite entertaining to mich~ But yah, it’s not zhe same vhen you do it alone, or…sometimes vhen I vant to do it in groups, novone seems intereschted," he said a bit sullenly. Although he was amused by her previous act with others. Really he had never thought she was the type to do such things, "really?" A hand landed onto his face, containing his laugh, "ahahaha~ Zhat’s genius! I should do zhat next time!"

Apparently she had done it already and he had thought it was original. “Oh, zhat’s zhe main reason vhy i suggested it, because of your cat, Karl. Hahaha~ I can imagine his expression zhough,” he made a grumpy face on purpose just to jest with her, “oh~ A Zauberin?~ Very nice~ You can haff a schpellbook und a hood to conceal your mysterious yet…pretty face~,” he teased. 

"Und vhat exactly did you vant to do zhat novone vas interested if it’s not a secret?", her voice become a little upset, "Zhey’re strange…Personally I vouldn’t mind to play some tricks teamed up vith you!", she tried to cheer doctor up but for all that told the truth.

Eliza raised a brow after Alfons asked “really?”. It was unexpected for her that such thing surprised him. Albeit it could refer to the fact that they are still badly know each other. “Vhy haff you surprised? Pff-f…I’m not only on Halloween and 1st April playing tricks on my kamerads but during normal working days also. Vell, I got bored sometimez! Ahaha~”

When Medic made a grumpy face, Eliz sincerely laughed. Then she also made such face and said in assumed, ridiculous but at the same time in a serious voice, parodying her cat, “Voman! Haff you completely lost your mind?”, and continued laughing. “Schpellbook is a very nice idea! And if I really haff a pretty face vhy zhen I haff to conceal it? Hmm?”, she teased back but nevertheless was embarassed.

"Hey, Alfons! How are you going to celebrate this year Halloween? Have already chosen a costume?)"

zhemedic:

kath-z:

zhemedic:

"Hallo, freund!~ Actually I am schtill deciding. Maybe same as last year; zhe second opinion or Das Blutliebhaber—-possibly both! Oh! Oh! Maybe I can haff a bird head!~ Dahaha~ As for celebration, nozhing. I’m just going to gif out candies whoevah drops by, no parties or anyzhing. How about you? Are are you dressing up, Eliza?"

"Zhe second opinion? Ahah!~ If I vas you I voud choose zhis variant! But of course eventually it’s up to you. ~Oh! No, no. No parties eizher. It vas enough of last year’s… Zhis year perhaps may be only scary pranks. Hehe~ Und ja, certainly I’ll dress up! One zhing know exactly zhat I von’t be a vampire. Hmm… Witch maybe?"

"Oh yes! Und maybe I shall~ It’s vone of mein personal favorites." The only thing was that it wasn’t fake, it was all real. He actually experimented on himself making others think that it was his definite costume. Surely no one can know the doctor’s motives, even during Halloween. 

"Oh?" He liked to scare people, so he liked her good spirit for it all, "oh yah," bending his knees a little and wiggling his fingers, "frightening othzahs ist alvays fun~ Vhy haff Halloveen if zhere ist no screaming~ Hahaha~" he sounded a bit menacing at that point, but hopefully she just found it as playful. Then he nods in agreement, "yah, vampires are quite common. A vitch sounds nice zhough!~ Or vhat about a black cat vizh yelloh eyes? I zhink zhat vould be neat. Oh! Get a tail und gloves vizh claws on zhem."

Her face split into a wide smile, “Ah! I’m so-o-o glad zhat you find frightening funny! Hehe~ You know, zhe greatest effect can be achieved only if act togezher wizh somebody. For one itz hard… I remambah once on Halloween I wizh my kameradz Medic und Demoman made everyone believe zhat some plague got started and turn infected into a “real” zombies. Ahaha-a! Zhat vas unforgettable!”

When Medic offered the cat costume Eliz remembered one thing, “Being a black cat? Hmm… Zhat vould be cute but I’d already dressed up such. If my memory doezn’t fail me, in zhe year before last. And my pet cat looked at me in a strange vay…Haha~ Okay, kidding. But if seriously speak I most likely vill be a vitch. But not usual…”, she put a hand to her chin as if thinking, “~Sorceress. Ja, vortrefflich!”

the-orange-utan:

People keep and keep attacking other people, GOOD people, in the TF2 fandom for the stupidest reasons.
So here, have a list of absolute no goes for all of you:
Don’t attack others because they like/ dislike certain ships.
Don’t attack others because they don’t share your opinions.
Don’t attack others because they draw/ write stuff you don’t like.
Don’t attack others because they don’t tag their stuff like you want it.
Don’t attack others because they don’t want to be your friends.
Don’t attack others because they don’t do as you say.
Don’t attack others because they use words you find offenssive.
Don’t attack others because they get upset when you talk behind their backs.
Don’t attack others because they don’t share a certain label with you (you know who did that? That’s right, the Nazis. You don’t want to be a Nazi, do you? And no, being part of any given minority does not give you a free ticket.)
Don’t attack others because they don’t want to follow the rules you and maybe a few of your friends have set up for this fandom which is much MUCH bigger than you guys.
Don’t pretend you are the victim when you clearly attacked first.
This list is obviously incomplete, but if you do ANY of these things, YOU are the asshole. Not the one who you attacked.

the-orange-utan:

People keep and keep attacking other people, GOOD people, in the TF2 fandom for the stupidest reasons.

So here, have a list of absolute no goes for all of you:

  • Don’t attack others because they like/ dislike certain ships.
  • Don’t attack others because they don’t share your opinions.
  • Don’t attack others because they draw/ write stuff you don’t like.
  • Don’t attack others because they don’t tag their stuff like you want it.
  • Don’t attack others because they don’t want to be your friends.
  • Don’t attack others because they don’t do as you say.
  • Don’t attack others because they use words you find offenssive.
  • Don’t attack others because they get upset when you talk behind their backs.
  • Don’t attack others because they don’t share a certain label with you (you know who did that? That’s right, the Nazis. You don’t want to be a Nazi, do you? And no, being part of any given minority does not give you a free ticket.)
  • Don’t attack others because they don’t want to follow the rules you and maybe a few of your friends have set up for this fandom which is much MUCH bigger than you guys.
  • Don’t pretend you are the victim when you clearly attacked first.

This list is obviously incomplete, but if you do ANY of these things, YOU are the asshole. Not the one who you attacked.

"Hey, Alfons! How are you going to celebrate this year Halloween? Have already chosen a costume?)"

zhemedic:

"Hallo, freund!~ Actually I am schtill deciding. Maybe same as last year; zhe second opinion or Das Blutliebhaber—-possibly both! Oh! Oh! Maybe I can haff a bird head!~ Dahaha~ As for celebration, nozhing. I’m just going to gif out candies whoevah drops by, no parties or anyzhing. How about you? Are are you dressing up, Eliza?"

"Zhe second opinion? Ahah!~ If I vas you I voud choose zhis variant! But of course eventually it’s up to you. ~Oh! No, no. No parties eizher. It vas enough of last year’s… Zhis year perhaps may be only scary pranks. Hehe~ Und ja, certainly I’ll dress up! One zhing know exactly zhat I von’t be a vampire. Hmm… Witch maybe?"

epicukulelesolo:

Damn it Medic, go be handsome somewhere else!

Who really is Administrator Helen?

   After reading the new TF2 comic “Blood in the water” in my head suddenly appeared a guess: “What if Helen isn’t Elizabeth’s daughter/granddaughter but Elizabeth HERSELF?”

1. According to this article from tf2 wiki (link) altogether were built life extender machines. I think Gray Mann hadn’t received it, he built it for himself (if we consider that from childhood he was a genius) and thats why Gray’s LEM is different from machines of his brothers. So who had received a third one? Presume it’s Elizabeth but got more improved version than Mann brothers.

2. Again about LEMs and especially about upgrades. Lets remember Blutarch and Redmond…They couldn’t even walk! While Gray not only could walk, invent, do business, make a daughter lol but create an army of robots. B&R Manns’ machines have never been upgraded since 1890 and only in “Loose canon” comic Blutarch ordered BLU Engineer just to fix it. Now look at the Administrator’s LEM in “Blood in the water” comic and compare…

3. Next is “Unhappy returns” comic page 44 where miss Pauling burned file with genealogy records named “Helen”.

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Why? Maybe because after reading it’ll become clear that Elizabeth, Emily and Helen is the same person?

4. Everyone noticed a striking resemblance between Elizabeth, Emily and Helen. About it even written in tf2 wiki

5. In “Catch up” comic there was no Emily, only Elizabeth.

   So I think my suspicions may come true in the future… Who knows) And some extra assumptions I want to add concerning to the whole storyline:

First, is about “Hellen’s debt” and I’m pretty sure it’s somehow related to Gray and Zepheniah Mann. In general I have a feeling that Gray, parallel with Helen, also hunted for australium but obviously not so good as she did. Gray, perhaps, wanted to use this metal far not in good intentions and Helen was like ‘world savior’.

Second, after Helen will settle an old debt and die, the new administrator will become miss Pauling…